A Mom in the streets but a Freak in the sheets! 10 ways to balance your Thot life and Mom Life

Are you a MOT? A Mom and a Thot?

Here’s 10 ways to balance Mom life and your Thot life

  1. Motherhood must ALWAYS come first. All the time!
  2. Don’t bring him around your kids. If you’re not in a serious relationship there’s no reason for your boy toy(s) to be around your kid(s). You don’t want the kids thinking they are something special in your life and I don’t think you want your kids to know you a thot *insert laughing crying emoji*
  3. Make sure your dick appointments don’t clash with important mom appointments. ( don’t miss that parent- teacher conference because you were too busy throwing it back)
  4. When you done got freaky in the sheets, make sure you change and wash them. (You know your baby likes to co-sleep)
  5. Brush that tongue, every time you’re done working with it. We know what that mouth can do but that mouth also kisses your children so make sure it’s clean and fresh.
  6. If you find a guy treating you with little gifts, get some for those kids too! (school supplies ain’t cheap)
  7. Find a reliable babysitter. Pretty self-explanatory. When going on your thot trips and adventures you need to know your children are safe and can contact you in case of an emergency.
  8. STAY PROTECTED. Protected sex all day ERRDAY. He doesn’t want to strap up? Leave. Always get tested and make sure he was tested as well (ask to see the results, don’t go by word of mouth)
  9. Keep it on the down-low. Everybody doesn’t need to your business and who you’re getting busy with. When you’re single you can be all up and about but when you’re a mother things change. People now, won’t only attack you but will attack your children verbally, judge them and bring them into arguments for no reason.
  10. Quality time with your kids has priority over d**** time. Read books to them, play with them and make your presence known to them. Show them they are #1 in your life.

If you’re going to be a MOT, I suggest being a professional one. You can finish school, start a business, go on trips, network, all while loving D*** and being a great mother. Don’t let these people think the only skills you got are in the bed. And just because you’re a mom doesn’t mean you can’t have a fun personal sexual life. Go out and party and bite those pillows ladies. But don’t forget to tuck your kids in at night and tell them you love them.

Ladies, are you a MOT? If you have any more tips, make sure to comment them below!

 

Peace, Love & Melanin

-TheBrownMom

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30 Comments

  1. July 21, 2017 / 3:56 pm

    I love how unapologetically REAL you are!!!!!! Im not a mom but Im DEFINITELY going to share this with my mom friends!

    • Hadassah
      July 22, 2017 / 12:11 am

      Thank you sis! Gotta keep it honest 😂

  2. Tracey Crockett
    July 21, 2017 / 5:00 pm

    Did you say appointments with the man tool? Too funny! Common sense tips!

    • Hadassah
      July 22, 2017 / 12:12 am

      Yasss 😂got to schedule those appointments

  3. July 21, 2017 / 11:27 pm

    Laughing at the candidness of these tips. Nonetheless, great advice! I’m not a mom, but great ways to maintain balance. Saving this link to send off to some folks

    • Hadassah
      July 22, 2017 / 12:12 am

      Thank you lol I appreciate the support !

  4. July 22, 2017 / 3:35 pm

    It’s not a post I can relate to but an entertaining read nonetheless! Tip 9 is important but unfortunate that women are attacked for living their lives simply because they now have children. Great post!

  5. July 22, 2017 / 4:00 pm

    Wow interesting article. Love your honesty cause I’ve seen girls literally put themselves out there when they should be on that D/L if you know what I mean. Good article!!!

  6. Myisha
    July 22, 2017 / 6:30 pm

    This was quite interesting and entertaining. I do agree with a lot of tips given.

  7. July 23, 2017 / 4:29 am

    Oh Hadassah, I very much enjoyed this post! I’m not a mom so I normally blow right by posts about parenthood, bht I’m so glad I stopped her to check it out. I love your honesty! Mad respect 🙂

  8. July 23, 2017 / 8:05 am

    This was too real 😅😅 Lol loved it!! Great tips because mothers deserve to have fun too. #Primplife

  9. July 23, 2017 / 12:39 pm

    I love how real this post Is! You hit the nail on the head! Keep the realness up

  10. July 23, 2017 / 11:02 pm

    My cheeks are hurting. This is hilarious! I’m dead.

  11. Shuang
    July 24, 2017 / 1:31 pm

    This is funnily honest! Great post! I can totally relate to it, and gotta agree on one thing – school supplies aren’t cheap!!!

  12. July 24, 2017 / 2:00 pm

    Girl I know this all too well. I can super relate to a couple of these, lmfao.

    Great tips.

  13. Ola
    July 24, 2017 / 2:29 pm

    I have no idea what a thot or a mot is- I guess I’m telling my age. But this has left me completely speechless.

  14. July 25, 2017 / 1:40 am

    I am over here crying real tears. This was so funny to me. I had to read it out loud to my husband, and he was laughing as well. Great tips!

  15. Tomiko
    July 25, 2017 / 12:33 pm

    This is the first time I’m at a lost for words. All I can say is thank Gawd I’m off these skreets and can’t relate to being a mom and a thot but most of these were common sense but as my mom likes to say common sense ain’t all that common

  16. July 25, 2017 / 2:48 pm

    First of all, let me start by saying that I love the title! It made me chuckle. These are great tips! I think so many moms can benefit from reading this because the men come and go and it’s not healthy for their kids. Thanks for sharing!

  17. July 26, 2017 / 2:22 am

    I love, love, LOVE how this isn’t sugar-coated at all. Single mothers, AND fathers should definitely take heed to this list.

  18. Courtney
    July 26, 2017 / 3:30 pm

    I think it’s important for any mom to maintain a personal life. I wouldn’t have necessarily called it thot life but each woman has their own prerogative. As you mentioned, it’s a matter of keeping your priorities straight.

  19. July 26, 2017 / 11:10 pm

    Thank you for sharing these tips and being super real.

    Mums deserved the d too and no shame in that.

  20. Brytnie
    July 27, 2017 / 1:22 am

    I’m not a mother but this was soo real! You had points that I have always thought about! Good, funny, and educational read!

  21. July 28, 2017 / 4:15 pm

    LOL, I like this list, it is the truth. I don’t have children but I especially agree with not bringing every Tom, Dick, and Harry around your children. I see to many women doing this. Moms that know they have a new man like they change underwear should take this advice. In addition, you do really know this mean and need to watch them around your children at all times.

  22. July 30, 2017 / 12:48 pm

    Ha ha ha! This post cracked me up. However I love your tips. They are all on point. Even being married I have to make sure to separate the two. That’s why my kids have a certain time to be in their rooms. If we let them they will be up under us all day even though they are teenagers.

  23. August 1, 2017 / 6:44 pm

    Wow, I never heard the term MOT before. I have officially been schooled!

  24. August 1, 2017 / 8:28 pm

    Oh wow! I don’t know what say. I blushed and laughed throughout this entire read. I am married so I am only a “MOT” to my husband. But if I was single I would defintley have to consider these rules!

  25. August 23, 2017 / 10:55 am

    This post was hilarious and makes me very thankful that I have been married for close to ten years 😉

  26. Darlene
    August 23, 2017 / 2:42 pm

    Hahahahahahahhahaha I love this post so much. This is my favorite list ever!

  27. August 23, 2017 / 7:37 pm

    Entertaining post! Made me laugh.

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